Confessions of a Misunderstood Genius
Density of a human brain

How much force does it take to push an idea through the thick skull of a member of the human race?  How much does an idea weigh so we can have the right amount of force to push it through that skull?  

I believe the worst question we can ask ourselves is why can’t other people see the world the way we do?  I understand the fact that every person has (typically) a pair of eyes for themselves, but is it so hard to understand that even the people you sit there and make fun of have feelings?  So you don’t have any feelings…congratulations.  Just means I have no need to feel any pity for you…

My name is Matt, but my Hebrew name is Yisroel Dov.  It means guardian of my people.  My people…are the good people.  I look out for good people, typically because karma takes too long to get to them.  If I can put a smile on a good person’s face today, and allow them to go to bed at night with a smile on, then I’ve done all I need to do.  The only thing I request is for that person to put a smile on the next good person who feels walked on.  I feel that’s adequate payment for that service.  :-D

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